Just for fun.
Im not a twilight fan.

_{Deffinately just for fun}

Not my software, I used this website: [link]

Make your own there: [link]

its a terrible movie. The books, fair enough but as far as vampire novels go it is crap. If you wish to read a good vampire story read Dracula or Vampire Chronicles...or something other that goddamn twilight. I swear, its like all the people who werent pulled into the HSM fad are now being dragged into Twilight Mania. ITS NOT THAT GOOD.

I am sick of going into school and seeing twilight books everywhere, or hearing twilight conversations. Or being told that I dont know anything about vampire because i disagree with sparkley vampires. Or being told that im not "into all that dark stuff like vampires" because i hate friggn twilight. Twilight does not make the world go around.

Firstly, vampires do no sparkle. Glittery vampires are non existant. Sorry is that burst your bubble.

Secondly, Edward Cullen is not hot/great/cute/whatever the hell you all call him. He is always gonna be the hufflepuff that died in harry potter.

Thirdly, vampire dont live of animals unless absolutley necessary. Why? The blood isnt as good, and they ENJOY killing humans because its the pleasure in the fresh blood of a human that is wayy better than animal blood and no im not saying that means their all evil because the can kill without making their vic feel pain.

Fourth, Jasper is not called jasper Cullen. End of.

Fifth, OCD isnt short for Obsessive Cullen Disorder. If you believe that your thick.

I could go on forever but ill stop with this, EDWARD IS GAY FOR JASPER!

Oh yeah, sorry that vampires dont float bout saying how "The lion fell in love with the lamb" and "What if im the bad guy?" Wow, eddie cullen is such a whiner. Whiney vampire. I could compare him to Louis from Vampire Chronicles and they could both whine together but even louis is so much awesomer than edward. LOUIS PWNS EDWARD.

Speaking of Edward, hes not blonde. NOT BLONDE, and his movie eyes where wrong. And he freakn glitters. Ugh.

What a Vampire Rip.

<sub>UPDATE: im surprised this has become so popular. Im glad that it has though. Means there are other people who will not give into the Twilight Disease. Keep fighting! Alsoo......thanks for the downloads, whoever did that. =]

NOTE: On my new account ~10-GunShOTreSiDUe-01 I hope to be uploading more anti twilightness in due course, especially since the latest movie is sure to be a sickeningly big hit. So check it out sometime.

Keep Fighting!</sub>